Sunday Game Comics AGAIN

Only the best and brightest for the fans of the video games! Let's take a look at another brilliant video games webcomics that somebody really professional (not me) made! It was posted on Kotaku so it must be good!

Check out this! Pretty good, right! High five!


My response!


And OH EM GEE look at this! One of the worst things I've seen all day. Who let this happen? Was there supposed to be a joke here, somewhere? Or some kind of sage wisdom passed down to us from somewhere on high?

It frightens me already that lower life forms do this to stave off their secret sweaty passion for one another. It frightens me more that someone thought it'd be a good idea to, without any irony, devote an entire work of art to it. What makes me want to destroy the world is that there are even more people who also thought it was a good idea and devoted any amount of their time to it. In a world like this, how is it possible that Wild Hogs 2 isn't going to be made? There's a big scary well of stupid out there just waiting to be tapped into.

New Screenshot from The Christmas

The Christmas is coming out The Christmas Day.




The Christmas is a new game by Captain Deelishus which also created The Thanksgiving and Christmas-like.

It will be priced at 1000 points on DSi Ware and will be the best video on the market to date. Thank you for your contribution Captain Deelishus

GOOD GRIEF

An astute commenter on Kotaku posted this in response to somebody's (not nearly enough) Ctrl-Alt-Delete bashing.

I will quote them:

"If you don't like CAD, then stop reading it. Do you (single and plural) have to constantly *FEMALE CANINE* about it every time a CAD comic is put up?

Not every comic is going to be funny, nor does it have to be. It's a crazy idea I know. Sometimes, I read PA and think to myself WTF, that wasn't funny. But w/e.

It's seriously getting tiresome. If you think it's *POOPY*, say so once and then move on. There's no need to start threads and spend ridiculous amounts of time just to hate on one guy.

I'm going to start reading CAD twice a day now just to spite you *NAUGHTY WORDS*"

Good point. To that I will say:

If you don't like reading people *FEMALE CANINE* about CAD , then stop reading it. Do you (single and lonely) have to constantly *FEMALE CANINE* about it every time disdain for a CAD comic is posted?

Not every comment is going to be funny or follow your ideals, nor do they have to. It's a crazy idea I know. Sometimes, I read other comments and think to myself HEY, that wasn't funny nor did it meet my personal standards. But w/e. (and then I secretly make fun of them on my blog)

It's seriously getting tiresome. If you think it's *POOPY*, say so once (wait, what?) and then move on. There's no need to start threads and spend ridiculous amounts of time just to hate on one guy.

I'm going to start reading CAD hate-comments twice a day now just to spite you *NAUGHTY WORDS*

Gaming Webcomics Greatest Hits!!!!

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God, I hate video game related webcomics. They always follow the same formula:

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
DUKE
Duke who?
DUKE NUKEM FOREVER more like DUKE NUKEM FOREVER NOT GOING TO COME OUT AMIRIGHT?
Audience: My tiny monkey-brain sees that one of the several things in its database has been referenced. In this painfully drab nothingness, a never ending sea of complete banality that is my life, I will take ANYTHING as a life raft to help me stay afloat! SYCOPHANT MODE ACTIVATED. Man, that sure is true HAHAHA LOL XD THUMBS UP FOR GREAT JUSTICE INTERNETS HANDED AT YOU, SIR WELL PLAYED SYCOPHANT SYCOPHANT SYCOPHANT SYCOPHANT

The most exciting and inspiring thing these people have seen is that one episode of The Golden Girls where they were old and talked about men. That and when their friend, Jimmy, accidentally spilled ketchup on their pants! XD lol exclamations!

I realize I'm not exactly bridging that gap between "them" and "us." I'm not really trying to. That'll be for another day. Let's first identify and document the problem.


Growing up watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 made me a sucker for pain. I revel in it! So let's do that.

Check out these great failures!

Link to sunday wecomic featured on Kotaku.

Two GAMER friends in some kind of green egg purgatory expose their hairy, bulging, sloshing with MOUNTAIN DEW GAMER FUEL bellies seemingly in protest of the scenery around them whilst desperately staving off their raging love for one another. Because they are more than likely, bros 4 life. But then, the unthinkable happens ...
HAHAHAHA! GET IT!? A truly awe-inspiring twist if I've ever seen one! Could his friend really be the pope? Oh, red-hair-and-goatee-guy. When will you learn?

Another

HAH! BIG MAN USUALLY THINK OF SMASHING ROCKS. BUT NOW BIG MAN THINK OF PUBLIC IMAGE. HILARITY!

Boy, am I glad that blue guy is down there in the corner, though! Were he not there letting me know that I'm supposed to laff by making that comically exaggerated face of disdain for the situation at hand, I would have been genuinely concerned whether or not BIG MAN'S WHATEVER-HE'S-TALKING-ABOUT MAKES HIS BUTT LOOK BIG. Thanks, blue guy!


More

In this one we really take a look into our own souls and our relations to certain given facts. Is an arm really an arm? Is a goat really an animal? Does a shoe really protect our feet? Is the purpose of art to entertain? Does a video game store sell video games? All of these questions are answered, my friends. You have been enlightened. These guys are really operating on a different wavelength, man. I don't know what that wavelength is, or if it's any good. I don't know where they're going with this, but they're on some kind of wavelength. That's for sure.

CAD
MAN LIKE WOMAN, HARR HARR HARR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rooster Teeth
TRIPLE-DOG-FIST-OF-WOMAN-BURN!!!!
ALSO MORE MAN LIKE WOMAN! ETERNAL TRUTH. UG CLIMB TREE.




Ugh. Brain can't take it anymore. I'm sorry this came out a little disjointed and odd here and there. It really was a struggle to keep my head together through all this. I mean, come on! You saw 'em!

Let's Begin

Right. Now that all that is taken care of, let us get down to business.

I don't understand why people have to berate and shout angry things at the things they don't like. There are so many things in this world to explore and enjoy that it just seems so pointless to go up in a frenzy every time someone in the universe does or creates something that doesn't happen to agree with you. Guess what? People are different. Stop crying and move on. Why, people? Why?

With that said, I will now proceed to poke fun of everything and everyone that I deem horrible on the internet (present company excluded) in small fits of childlike rage to make myself feel better. Won't you join me?

I have two guns

Do you understand???

FunBlog!

*cough* Is this thing on? Billy, show me how this works. Go get your mother, please.