Arpil FOOLSD AY

DO YOU GET IT! HUH? BECAUSE it is April Fools' day! AH-ahAHAH! Oops I forgot to make a joke.

Here's a preview story for the short story collection thing I'm doing. I'm putting it somewhere in the middle. Enjoy. Or don't.

Somebody doesn't edit or proofread


You're so careless. You just sit there working on this thing trying to get it done as fast as you can and you can bet that when you get this stupid thing done, this will still be in it. I'm not hiding it. BAM! There. The title of this story is now, "Somebody doesn't edit or proofread."

If you can't bother to read your own work, why should anyone else? Whatever. More padding for your little story book! Hey reader person, if you've bought this book (or did the smart thing and just downloaded it from the internet) you should demand your money back. This guy doesn't proofread his own work and sends it out to the public like the entitled princess he is.

Now I'm going to write a bunch of nonsense so it'll look like an actual story on the off chance he actually scans through the pages at least. I'll just write some random words, throw on the caps-lock now and then, and remember to cram in plenty of exclamation points. Whatevs. It'll look like something he wrote. Ahuh? hwaaa!

Show you to leave your stupid work open on my computer. Proofread!

Once there was a ghost and he was all, "WHUH MAH LEGS FALLED OFF."

"OH NO," cried a nearby alligator in an elevator. Alligator said, "AWOOGAH," and shot the ghost in the head. The ghost was dead.

"It's a good thing you shots that elephant!" curdled a taking jar of peanut butter.

"WHAO U CAN TAK!" shot the alligator from the legs. Then the alligator saw the thirst i nhis eye and punch the water fountain with tremendous girth. "I know this punch was angry, but I do it for my believes. In alligator land, we don't believes in ghost." Alligator shed a water from his eye in sadness. He had memory of homeland where a ghost which he didn't believe in had share his pet dog, Ruvver, with old lady in forest. Ruvver was not returned.

Alligator put his pants on just like the rest of you cretins and mailed a letter to the president.

"Dear presidents, I have invited you to my house for government party gathering. It is a big house with lots of windows for the government. And there will be secret ghosts." This was a secret ploy to get the president over to his house with lots of windows where secret alligator base of alligators who don't believe ghosts so to confront the president (who was secretly in alliance with the dark ghosts (which they did not believe in. (It was secret coverup) ) )

The president said, "okay." And winked a smile from his breath. His cold ghost's breath. It fogged Alligator's eyes.

So the president came over to house (it was made to look like the Washington Monument so this was normal for president to go there) a nd alligator watched in surprise to scatch the prez off his gourd. "GOD WHAT A WINDOWS" screeched the president.

Just then the alligators had pounced out of the cake which they had hiddened in parts of house where there were no lights.

"Bizew! Bizew!" Said the president's lazer gun. But it was too laste. The alligators grabbed ahold of presedem and creatured his head off.

THAT'LL BE THE OF YOU proclaimed a teary eyed Alligator. He had wanted say this all along time. Ever since Ruvver had gotten disappeared. The chief of police had, "congrabulations, Alligaotr, but you still have presidents on your back!"

Alligator jumped out of window. "BUT IT JOKED!" Said the chief, reaching a body part out to Alligator who had fallen to tragic death. Police chief made a statue of Alligator in his honor for what he did to the ghost force taking of the government. There, on a golden plaque at the bass of statue stated, "MAY WE NEVER BELIEF IN GHOST AGAIN."

Then Alligator was promoted but he lost his job since he never come in to work again.




The end! Inspired by bad fan-fiction.

The rest of the stories are obviously nothing like that. Not intentionally, anyway.