Paranormal Pancake Parlor

Yeah. That thing again for those of you who were reading the old blog.

Let's look at some ghost videos and get down with da spooky.

VID E. OH 1

I'm gonna take poorly lit footage of my dogs sitting on a bed, set the camera down, LEAVE IT ON, and OOoooOOOooOoOOOOooOooo SPOOKY GHOST RECTANGLES LIVE IN MY HOUSE AND THE PICTURE FRAME GOES ALL "slight turn". This man's house is straight up ghosts, son. Werd.

Note the definite horizontal edge the "ghost" has before it goes into the room. You can see it against the white doorway for a few frames.

HEY LOOKAT DIS ONE

I took some blurry low-quality footage of people walking around in the woods. You believe in the spookees right, kid? NOW PLEASE VISIT MY GHOST TAVERN FORUM AND DONATE MONEYS.
Taken at their word, that these were in fact ghostly forms walking around in the woods, this could be an interesting video.

You are to keep this video a secret from your father

Because we all know that security surveillance cameras are known for the sharpness and clarity. Anything blurry and splotchy looking must be a ghost no matter how fly-shaped it is.

GoOOooosts!

If I were a ghost sitting around while these strange people from the future went running around bumping their shins on everything and shouting questions in the dark, and they had these strange unfamiliar devices on them, the first thing I would do is go, "YEP. I KNOW THE PROCEDURE. I have seen it on TV before. I will ghost-interface with this machine built to find wiring behind walls (author's note: I don't actually know what the exact device is in the video). You learn this kind of high-tech gadgets and gizmos stuff being a ghost, you see."

Later in the video we see Jasper, the World's Lamest Ghost doing something really boring and, as his name would suggest, lame. Feathery mist. woo. After that, there's some really garbled audio that's warped to the point that it'd be hard not to hear what could be words in it.

Cut to the 90s where the intro to the X-Files happens for a few seconds and we finally see all characters in this play put on their best "cool" face cuz this ghost stuff is serious biz, bro. Great job!

Know any particularly cool/lame ghost videos? Let me know. I'll pretend I'm entertaining people while I secretly only entertain my magnificent self in another blog post.