SOUNDEY comx!

Not really, this week. I think I can summarize all of these with a huge groan. They're all terrible and their terribleness is painfully self-evident.

That and my computer is out of commission (thanks, Bryden. My computer was running fine until I downloaded Vanguard Princess. Now I have some kinda virus or something) and it's not really fun to draw on a laptop. It's alright. I've been on a reading binge this week anyway.

Let's see if I can squeeze any amount of life from these dried, withered corpses.

Rooster Teeth
All this one deserves is a sharp shrug of the shoulders combined with a sudden 90 degree turn to mug at the camera. WAH WAH WAAAAAAH.

Action Trip

Really? 500 years (in Internet time) after Portal comes out and this is all they could come up with?
HEY MAN. What if I just made a portal LIKE THE VIDAMAGAIMS PORTAL from my desk to THE TOILET. AAAAAAHHHHKHAHAHAKAAHKKKGHGHGF! - or whatever wheezing air sounds that constitute the writer's laugh.
OMAGAWD, broSSSEFF! I'M 'UNNA DRAW AN ART O' DAT BLOOP BLOOP RAHT NOW 'N UPLOADER IT DO 2 INETERNET!


BLOOP BLOOP!
It's even worse if you scroll down to read the comments.
Among them:
Hilarious!
It's funny because it's true XD
hahaaaa! Nice!
Simply genius, inspiring.
This is my favorite AT comic ever!


ugh.
God, why couldn't these creatures live on their own brick-for-heads-planet in some especially dark corner of space while the rest of us with something actually going on between our ears can go do what really matters; tying all the world's ducks together and using their raft-like buoyancy to bridge our continents together once and for all. With the power of nature as GOD intended.

NEXT:

GU Comics push their radical anti-Moscow agenda once again. The writer wrote:
I just thought that it would be funny if the protagonist went through a checklist of nasty without issue, but scoffed at the simplest thing.

Yeah, he THOUGHT. Here's another joke with almost the same premise but done infinitely better. See, things progress, there's a list of things, and then OKAY it's not the same thing. But it's awesome and will take the horrible aftertaste of these failures out of your mouth.

Temporarily.

The rest posted on Kotaku aren't particularly awful enough to share with the world (but that doesn't mean I derived any amount of joy from them, either) or I'm not exactly sure what's going on in them. Like this one.

Is this supposed to be like the movie starring Denzel Washington, The Fallen, where they show the ending first and then the rest of the story happens and he shoots John Goodman in the face? Seriously, that Big Daddy is already drilling into the girl's head in the first panel.

Ugh. The end. See you next week.