Quick Nothings

HEY, this is a quick note to ALL webcomic artist/writers out there.

Just a few minutes ago, I had a quick interaction with my brother. He was getting a bag of chicken nuggets out of the freezer. He saw a picture on the back showing a plate full of both chicken nuggets and grapes. On the same plate. Touching. He showed it to me and pointed out that it was a little weird. I said in reply, "Yeah, 'cause I think about those two together all the time." I mean, let's face it, chicken nuggets and grapes together isn't the most appetizing thing in the world.

HOWEVER. This was otherwise a rather mundane observation. Note that I did NOT make a comic about it because that would be FREAKING STUPID and a WASTE OF EVERYONE'S TIME. I'd say that nobody wants to read comics about your HIGH-LARIOUS everyday interactions and comments on mundane things in the sad, empty, quivering meat tubes you call your lives, but I've read the feedback given to you from the sycophants you surround yourselves with. We know you have nothing to contribute to society this week, you don't have to shout if from your roof.

Your friend saw something a little strange. You or someone else made a remark. The end. Move on with your life. Stop polluting the earth.


Thank you.